Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's an Anti Joke?

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

I like the color potato.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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