When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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