- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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