whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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