What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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George W. Bush

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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25

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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