Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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PENIS

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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