KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Anti Joke

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