what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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the redsox

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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