- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

darude- sandstorm

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

And Stephen Hawking said.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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