- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

4 hours later.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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