A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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flavin's head

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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