- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

I am a women

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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