What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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rose are red violets should be purple

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Ol-ive

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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