The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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