- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

I shot a bitch.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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