What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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