Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

a black guy hates chicken.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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