- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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