- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

epic win?

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Penis.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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