- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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