What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What would u like to drink?

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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women's rights

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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