Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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