Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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su algato es en fuego

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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