Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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