- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Bob Saget

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Misner is a twat.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??