- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

[Set up] [No punch line]

2 black kids walk into school

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