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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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