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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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