- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

whats brown and booky a book.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

have safe sex

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Bark I'm a tree

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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