Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

womans rights...

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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