- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

where is the world?

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

osama bin laden is dead

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

do you have a wife?

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