- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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