what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A man did not like this site

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

The EPA.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

once you go black your credit goes wack

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