- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

su algato es en fuego

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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