- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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