How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Anti Joke

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