- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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