- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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