- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

more like nig!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

women's rights

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

HURT

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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