Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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