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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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