Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Barack Obama

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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