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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

sky's sty

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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