Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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