What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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The EPA.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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