- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

cats are pussies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Daniel is a fag

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What? Why?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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