Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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The EPA.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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