- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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