- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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