- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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