What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What is cowboy say

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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