- Anti Joke

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the dog die? He was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

whats brown and booky a book.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

what's black and can't swim?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose