my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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there was once a jew

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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