- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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