Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Trump will make America great again.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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