What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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