A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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