- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

mitchell palmer sucks

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

sure!

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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