- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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