Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Weed.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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