- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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