- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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