Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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