- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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