- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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