How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hail Heetluh

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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