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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

I am very humble.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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