What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Error 37.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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