- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??