whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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