why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Black people being friendly.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Terraria

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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