What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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