Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what goes boo a sock

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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