What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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black people

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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