Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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penis haha

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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