- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Firgen and the blung brigade

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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