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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

2 black kids walk into school

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A black student graduated High School

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Anti Joke

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