How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Life

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Racial Equality

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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