Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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men

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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