What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Woman rights.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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