go F*** yourself

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

CFL

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

#Getweird

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

France had one revolution

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