Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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