- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you spell eight? 8

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

bryden is a faggot

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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