- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Emily Walker.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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