- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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