Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Fox News

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Caroline Kelly.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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