Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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