Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

I'm Batman.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

ur gay

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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