- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

You know what's catchy? A cold

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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