How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Jebron Lames.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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