So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Racial equality.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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