- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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