- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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