- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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