- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Knock knock open

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I read the terms of service.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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