- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Pickles are powerful

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

MAKE

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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