What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

whats black and large -me

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

thumb_up thumb_down -34

well use a tissue!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops