A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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