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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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