- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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