A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

a black guy hates chicken.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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