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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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woman's rights

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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