What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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hi dave

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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