- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

You sick fiend

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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