What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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