LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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