- Anti Joke

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A gay man watches football.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane