- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Girls soccer

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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