- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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