- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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