- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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