France had one revolution

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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