Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

hi

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A woman walks into a bar.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

non poop

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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