- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock There's no door

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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