Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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