- Anti Joke

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)