Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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