what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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were at work systems r down

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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