Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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