So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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