hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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