- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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