- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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