- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

a irish man walks past a bar

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Life

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

so the weather's nice...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??