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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

what is the color of a burp burple

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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