Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A boy with red hair is happy.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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