- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Chris Bosh's neck

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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