- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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