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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

roses are red violets should be purple

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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