- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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