How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Racial Equality

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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