- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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