Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

The Oakland Raiders

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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