- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

the WNBA

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

An Englishman walks into a bar.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

hey justin

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

I am very humble.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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