- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Call of Duty is a good game.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.