- Anti Joke

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?