What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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