N-E Pats never cheated

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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can you touch your toes? no

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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