- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

what?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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