- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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