- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Female Orgasms

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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