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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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