What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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the lemon was sweet.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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there was once a jew

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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