- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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