Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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