- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Vote this down and get DOXED

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

The holocaust

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Call of Duty is a good game.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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