What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

A possesed goat: "moo"

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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