- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How will the world end? That information is unknown

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??