Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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That is so fetch

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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