- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

your face

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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