Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A van drives into a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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