What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Shea's sty....

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Hail Heetluh

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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