- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Pianos.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

minorities.....

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