- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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