Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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