- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

So these two girls have a cup .

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Derp

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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