Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Hail Heetluh

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Shea's sty....

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

what goes boo a sock

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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