- Anti Joke

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Women's rights.