- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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