A gay man watches football.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Pickles

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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