Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What would u like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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