what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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