Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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