Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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