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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

fish fishy caoimhin

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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