- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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