Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's 9 + 10 19

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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