- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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