Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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