- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

non poop

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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