What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Sloths

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

meh

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Do you know the muffin man? No

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Me Neither.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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