your mama so old, shes dead.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call an blank test? an F

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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