What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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