- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Justin Bieber.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

j.p. is dumb

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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