What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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