- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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