- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

woman's rights

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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