- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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