why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Arrow in the Knee!

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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