- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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