A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Guess what? Bananas

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A child walks into a classroom.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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