- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

This is not funny.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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