What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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