- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Women's rights.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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