Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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I am a women

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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