- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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