You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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they're dead. idiot.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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