- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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