- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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