What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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batman has diarrhea

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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