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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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