- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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