What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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