Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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