Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Hail Heetluh

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Shea's sty....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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