I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A van drives into a car.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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