roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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You bumder!

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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