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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

the lemon was sweet.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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