Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What can hitler cook well Steak

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

You know whats funny Aids

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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