- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Abortion.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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