Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Anti Joke

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