- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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