A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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