- Anti Joke

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

oh hey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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