A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A hill billy went fishing

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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