Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A man walks into a bar

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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