- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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