how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Blacks

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weston cage

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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