- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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