What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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