Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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