- Anti Joke

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

cats are pussies

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal