- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

cats are pussies

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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