- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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