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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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