What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

www.xnxx.com

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A midget walked under a bar.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...