What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Type better antijokes above

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Derp

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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read me write me

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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