What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Peas

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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I'm homeless.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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more like nig!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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