You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The EPA.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

A man did not like this site

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Flowers are colors Love me

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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