Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Anthony sucks

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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