A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Anti Joke

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