- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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