Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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