Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

I'm HIV positive.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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