what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Hi, my name is Jake.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

13 =B you just learned something

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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