Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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