What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Thats what she said

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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