- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

flavin's head

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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